Open the fuckin’ border! It hasn’t been for over a hundred years. That would be better than what is happening right now. We need a real pathway to citizenship. We need to honor our Amnesty agreements. We need to treat people with respect and dignity.
Humans waste so much, and Chewie supports awareness and action on better waste management. We definitely don’t need so many poop bags lying around. Chewie supports sustainable practices, electric cars, and especially clean water for all, because we all hate to drink water with dirt and bugs in it. Chewie also thinks climate change is real, and we should just do better.
Chewie believes everyone should have access to healthcare; it is not the benefit of the rich or mighty. Universal healthcare for all! He supports ending the bureaucratic for-profit insurance business, ending the litigious state, ending competition between big pharma that drives up prescription costs, and making sure sure no one ever has to wear a cone.
Chewie supports taxing the truly rich, those bringing in over one million dollars (one miiiiiillllllliiiiioooooon dollars), and the corporations, while offering tax breaks for companies who partner with American or fair trade manufacturers, and nothing else. Easy simple tax structure that looks at the reality of American incomes and cost of living today. Tax breaks for keeping production on American soil, and higher taxes for outsourcing to countries with a history of human or animal rights violations. Nobody wants a mouthful of Chinese arsenic or salmonella in their food or chew toys.
Why do we live in a country where you can be fined for not registering a dog, but can stockpile guns without anyone knowing? Chewie supports a national registration database for just about everything: dogs, guns, cats, bikes, cars. You can own it, you just have to register it. I mean come on, if you don’t want the government to know you own something because you’re afraid it will be taken it away, then you’re probably up to no good anyway. If that seems ludicrous, a simple (national) criminal background check for every gun purchase isn’t so terrible, and we can stop giving tickets for unregistered pups.
Everyone stockpiling guns so they can form their militia against a tyrannical government seems to be sitting this one out. We need common sense gun laws” background checks, registration, insurance requirement, and regular mandated training for licenses.
Look, it’s the women’s choice. I don’t have to agree with it. You don’t have to agree with it. But banning abortion sends women into back alleys and cats will be giving birth in neighbor’s garages. Being pro-choice doesn’t mean you aren’t pro life (notice the lack of hyphen). It’s shocking, but you can value human life and still respect a female’s right to choose. There are a million more important things to deal with than trying to force specific religious morals on a woman. Chewie firmly supports the women’s right to choose and thinks Planned Parenthood isn’t an evil fetus selling overlord. Congress needs to codify national abortion laws, because we have state’s in this union endangering women’s lives. However, we should probably talk about this forced sterilization thing for dogs.
Let me quote PJ O’ Rourke: “…stop the anti-abortion rants. As I mentioned, I’ve got teenage daughters. If abortion laws need any tweaking, it’s this: The woman gets to decide what to do with the baby. And I get to decide what to do with the boyfriend.”
Religious liberty doesn’t just apply to Christians. Neither does religious freedom. When did religious liberty become an excuse to discriminate. The United States was founded, in large part, by people seeking freedom of religion, so preserving religious freedom cannot mean interjecting one religion into government or commerce. Laws should neither promote or hinder any religion. As a business owner, you should treat everyone with respect. As a politician, you should follow the laws you pledged to uphold, not the rules of your religion. Chewie believes humans should remember to be human.
- Humans with Hair 65%
- Pit Bulls 80%
- Cats 45%
- Zombies 96%
Two Party System Broken
The two party political system in broken. No one can be pigeonholed into these labels, just like we don’t all want a cat as a companion. Does being progressive on one issue mean you must be progressive on all issues? Who judges the level of progressiveness?
Ditch the parties and Vote Pug in 2024.
America's Greatness
What makes America so great is it ability as a nation to adapt to any situation, except the current one. We need to fight this one with every tooth. Chewie and you may not support the exact same things, but that is our right as an American. Making the entire population conform to one belief will only divide not unite. Chewie thinks America should always err on the side of freedom and respect, and always punch a Nazi. America was great and we should fight to save some form of it by ousting our dictator-in-chief.
Faith
Chewie has faith in a higher power, but he most certainly does not expect you to believe in that higher power or agree with him. He’s a pug; he worships cheese and the guy in the drive thru. No one person should ever force their morality on another, especially through the guise of law. Ask Chewie, He knows!
Frequently Asked Questions
While on the campaign trail, Chewie has spoken with thousands of voters about what concerns them. He’s reading your pee-mail too! If you have a question, just ask.
Why should I vote pug?
Do you support equal treats for all?
What will your first act as president be?
I will push for term limits because we need fewer old dogs in congress. You really can’t teach an old dog a new trick.
Did Obama ruin this country?
Not even a little. While Obama certainly made mistakes and butted heads with the Republican-led congress, the country was not in ruins at the end of his presidency, and he never took your gun away. While I don’t agree with everything he’s said and done, I know that we cannot just repeal everything he’s done. We need to work with treaties in place to respect other countries. We need to revamp or replace laws, not simply repeal them. We can’t wipe the slate clean, nor should we, but we can take what we have and improve on it. There will be no rainbows, but there might be a few unicorns.
Are you a socialist?
Much like my denial of the two major parties, I also refuse to be a socialist. Of course, socialism will only create a country where everyone, even the underdog, has a chance. While I understand the need for government, it can’t keep growing to an uncontrollable level, which is what the party in power is doing. From Universal Basic Income to a Living Wage, we need to lift people up while cutting the defense budget.
Have you picked a running mate?
What do you think of Trump?
He is systematically destroying the United States, reshaping everything in his image. He hates dogs. I don’t even think he likes cheese. Some people say he says it like it is, breaching the hard topics no one wants to discuss. Well, pugs do that too, exact we do it from a place of love and determination, not shock and awe. He’s destroying our country and causing chaos while making money off the presidency. He should be put in the pound. *snort*
What about DeSantis?
Meatball Pudding Hands is little more than a power hungry wannabe dictator who has ignored all of his previous values and constituents to embrace the national stage. He’s found a vacuum created by Trump and is using it to suck up the worst of society. He should definitely be in the pound with Trump.
Vote Chewie
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