Privacy Policy
Vote Chewie is a parody site, pugs can’t run for president, yet!
Vote Chewie doesn’t collect or save information. Some links may be connected to affiliate accounts and earn a teeny tiny bit of money, but there aren’t many links in the first place. Cookies may be used to deliver relevant ads. If you find any spelling mistakes, remember that it’s hard to type with small paws.
PRIVACY POLICY
This Privacy Policy applies to the website www.votechewie.com (the “Site”) owned and operated by Pug Life.
Vote Chewie has created this privacy policy to explain how we use information that you may provide while visiting this Site and to demonstrate our firm commitment to Internet privacy. Vote Chewie may modify this policy from time to time so we encourage you to check this page when revisiting this Site. By using this Site, you agree to the terms of this Privacy Policy.
How We Use Your Information
Vote Chewie does not collect or maintain the names of, or any information about, any individual. Vote Chewie really doesn’t care who you are or why you are on this site.
Cookies and Data Tracking
A cookie is a piece of data stored on the user’s hard drive containing information about the user. We may use a cookie (cookies reside on your computer and are under the control of your browser) to help us improve the operation of the Site and/or offering better Site experiences and tools in the future. We may also use third-party services such as Google Analytics. This helps us understand traffic patterns and know if there are problems with our Site. Vote Chewie does not use cookies to track what specific pages an individual site visitor views. Vote Chewie complies with the California Online Privacy Protection Act and General Data Protection Regulation. You can opt out of cookies whenever you’d like. Unless, of course, they are Thin Mints. No One can opt out of Thin Mints.
Advertising
Vote Chewie shows ads from third party vendors, including Google, which use cookies to track your every movement and word so it can show relevant ads to you.
Links to Other Sites
The privacy policies and practices contained in this Privacy Policy do not apply to ANY external links. These linked-Sites will have their own policies and practices that may be different from ours. We encourage you to familiarize yourself with the policies and practices of the linked-Sites, especially if you provide personal information to them.
Amendments and Consent to This Privacy Policy
We retain the right to amend or otherwise update this Privacy Policy at any time. By using our Site, you consent to the collection and use of the information as we have described. If we change our policies and practices, we will post the changes in our Privacy Policy so that you are always aware of them.
How to Contact Us
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, you may contact us by sending an e-mail to info@puglife.com – but truly, the only reason we even have cookies is so we can show you an ad and maybe some day make $5 to pay for the domain registration of this site, which is in no way affiliated with a real candidate for President or any political party or non-profit.
- We don’t ask you for information.
- We don’t track individual users
- We don’t collect information
- Cookies may be used for advertising
- We don’t make any money on this site
- We hope you laugh a little and think about what it means to be a human, because it often feels that pugs have more humanity than the humans.
